biglawbear:

imdoingsomethingwronghere:

imdoingsomethingwronghere:

pokedext:

imdoingsomethingwronghere:

Baeby want SNACK

yeah but what they gonna eat? raw eggs? 

I understand yalls concerns. The paycheck finally came in,so we came grocery shopping. BABEY GET SNACK

HE’S HAPPY

This is the sequel to Pokemon snap that I’ve always wanted

nyehs:

me when I’m all zipped up but got nowhere to go

ultrafacts:

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

coolxatu:

exeggutor:

pplleeaasse foor. the. loovvee. oof. good heellpp. mme

bunjywunjy:

official-lucifers-child:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

brain-cells-for-sale:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

nuggsmum:

crochetninja:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

digitaldiscipline:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

op update: how’s wexter doing????

pretty good

devilmachine:

maxvista:

whiskey-warrior:

queenciityconfidential:

maxvista:

sonoanthony:

Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level

My girl ain’t never saved the human race

My girl was never there afterschool when I was lonely with no friends, Goku was

$10 says Goku never sucked your dick, neither.

^ $10 says you can mind your business. what me and goku do is between me and goku.

jewishmilesedgeworth:

jewishmilesedgeworth:

jewishmilesedgeworth:

so excited about the prospect of finally having an apartment of my own that i got the shakes in the home goods section of a TJ Max

concerned bystander: ma’am? are you all right?
me, on the verge of tears: apardmint…….

i panicked and bought a set of tasteful novelty dish towels 

probablybardrpgideas:

probablybardrpgideas:

fun fact: the dnd devs actually stayed awake for 6 days straight so they could make their exhaustion system as accurate as possible

rip mike merles, you died for a good cause